Oh god, oh no, oh god!!! This poor (cute) girl was definitely going to have--what was it called? A concussion?--because of him and she was probably bleeding internally and was going to die
because he wanted to stretch out his legs!!! Parker was going to go to jail, where he wouldn't be able to play guitar, or teach little kids, and where he would feel sorry for the rest of his life!
Parker ran his hands through his hair, forcing himself to slow his breathing as the stress began to melt off his face. Whoa there, friend, that was close! "I'm so sorry, oh god, I can't believe I had my legs takin' up all that room like they were!" Okay, so, she got the right answer, but it definitely seemed a little fuzzy. "You got it, dude." So maybe Parker was actually Michelle Tanner, sue him. Rocking back on his heels, Parker made sure she had some room to breathe. She probably needed to go to the doctor, but, ehhhh....she would probably be fine! Parker really didn't know shit about head injuries, so how could he know better? Watching her eyes, not like a creep, Parker noticed that she was looking at the lip ring. It got the attention of most strangers, for many reasons; a lot of people (his parents) thought piercings were only for girls, a lot of people saw it and then pulled their children in closer even though Parker would never do anything to harm a little dude??, and a lot of people were just openly curious about it. Weirdly enough, straight up strangers would ask him really personal questions, like if he could still kiss someone? Parker never got worked up about much, but he was always just taken aback when people would ask that. Like, first of all, how dare you. Second of all....well, Parker's frustration usually fizzled out there. This girl didn't seem like one of those rude strangers, though, and just at that moment his annoying habit of biting that part of his lip kicked in, and he blushed because she was looking at him and he was doing the lip bite thing.
Why was she apologizing? There was no need, that was so silly of her, man! Parker told her just that; "Dude that was seriously all my fault you're not allowed to be sorry, sorry, but I don't make the rules." Parker shrugged like that one emoji almost all of his tweets featured. He watched as she checked around her and pulled up a camera, which he hadn't noticed until just now. It was a really nice camera, and Parker was seriously impressed. He had always been a fan of photography, but one, he had never been able to get ahold of a decent camera because jerk parents, and two, Parker was never able to capture something really awesome happening; he would be too distracted by it to remember to pull out a camera, so it would be useless. Parker bet she was a great photographer, though. "What do you take pictures for?" Was she a Lilo, who took pictures of amusing people? Like People of Walmart, but People of New...wait a minute, that was already a thing. A serious thing, but still. Did she have access to one of those dark glowy rooms where pictures developed? Were those still a thing? Parker had had always had "make out in a picture developing room place" on his bucket list, like, forever. But, pfft, like that would happen with this girl! Parker didn't even know her name, plus they had just met. Besides, she probably had a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, Parker didn't judge.
Suddenly, cute falling girl was grabbing his hand to pull herself up. Grabbing his hand. Not to be one to make her struggle to get up, Parker helped to gently pull her up into a sitting position. God, her head really had to hurt. His own head throbbed a little just from remembering the sight of her's hitting the ground. Not noticing that she has still holding onto him but also still very aware of the electric tingles shooting up his arm, Parker had a dumb, goofy grin on his face as he watched her pull her hair over to one shoulder. He always thought that was really cute. "Oh, it's okay," Parker's hand lingered for a moment before pulling it back to his lap, not even remembering to tell her that she wasn't allowed to say sorry anymore. Pushing his hair back, he introduced himself, saying, "I'm Parker Johnson, by the way. I'm new at Baum, if you've heard of it. You could totally be a tourist though, and oh man, dude, I just totally ruined your trip to the aquarium!" Heh, trip to the aquarium. Parker kept the chuckles in, but then his stomach hurt from containing it, and he bursted out in laughter. "Your trip to the aquarium!"