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 #tweettweetmotherfucker, dan
ANDROMEDA M. READ
 Posted: Aug 14 2015, 03:38 PM
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Alright, this was taking a lot longer than expected. Her list of cutesy reunions she still needed to have seemed really long, and she needed to pick up the pace before it was like past the point of cutesy reunion and just "oh hey I heard you were back", which was not only super disappointing, but not at all cute. Taking another look at her list, she went down in and marked the ones off her list she had already gotten.

β˜‘ ass-son
β˜‘ cinnamon roll
β˜‘ hella stella (& steady eddie)
⟀ dantheman22
⟀ dad friend

Etcetera. Man, it was such a good idea to make her list using their contact names, because she was smiling hardcore. Well, she might as well go in order. Opening up Twitter, because there was no way she was going to do this the easy way and just text him, and started typing.

andie @whytherumisgone
@dantheman22 is a loser and has the worst twitter and he needs to fight me in the cafeteria to defend his honor right now #fitemeirl

Hopefully that would get him to come down and meet her. Maybe they wouldn't actually fight, but whatever, she missed that kid. If that didn't work, she'd have to go and find him to kick his ass in a metaphorical sense. She'd never actually do it, of course, unless he pulled some stunt like Jackson did, in which case she'd kick anyone's ass. She'd kick her own ass. Dan better meet her in the pit for a good ole twitter war right then and there, otherwise she'd probably end up falling asleep, because it was day 2 of being back and her jet lag had not yet subsided.


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 Posted: Aug 16 2015, 12:53 PM
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Hm. So Dan's 5,000th tweet was coming up. He wasn't even sure what to do with himself right now. He wasn't famous enough to like, actually be justified in doing something for his 5000th tweet, right? It wasn't like he had fans to thank, right? Well, he kind of did #thuglife, in that he had like, twenty or thirty people who liked and retweeted each of his tweets. But it wasn't like he had a fanbase or an instagram or a youtube account or anything.

This was just a weird situation. He really needed to come up with something cool for this tweet. Something like, subtly funny and sarcastic #easyaspie, his personal @dantheman22 style. But for the first time, probably in his life, he was having trouble fitting his emotions into 140 characters.

Like, even without the 140 character limit, how could Dan ever, in a million years, describe what Twitter had done for his life? Without making it sound ridiculous #ofcourse. And without sounding like he was one of those crazy 14-year-old fan girls who was all #OMG #TWITTERISSO #COOLBCUZ #1DISONIT #OMGGGG. Because twitter was so much more than a website to him. It always had been, it always would be.

Twitters are like onions… he began to type, then deleted it hurriedly. No, he couldn't go for the cliché. If there was one thing in his life that he knew made him different from everyone else, including all those 14-year-old fangirls, it was his relationship with twitter. Because twitter was what had gotten him through this whole life of being strange and silent #andshit. Twitter had given a voice to a kid who'd never had one, and would never have one. Twitter had given him a voice to talk to a world full of people whose language he couldn't speak. Twitter had given him a world where he didn't have to ask people to make any special allowances or have special patience simply to be able to hang out with him; twitter was a world where he wasn't different. Twitter had gotten him through this #yearwithhearingpeople bullshit, and he wouldn't be surprised if it was what got him through the rest of his life.

#deepshitman.

@dantheman22 Well, you know what they say, 500th tweet's the...#ohforgetit

Well, there went that tweet. Now he really couldn't put it off any longer.

There comes a time in everyone's life when… #no #no #no. He erased that one too. God, had the creativity fairy just not stopped at his crib when it was making its rounds back 18 years ago or whenever?

Suddenly, he felt his phone vibrate in his hands. Had someone texted him? He unlocked it without glancing at the lock screen, and was suddenly greeted with the all-too-familiar twitter interface.

@whytherumisgone @dantheman22 is a loser and has the worst twitter and he needs to fight me in the cafeteria to defend his honor right now #fitemeirl

Oh shit. The gauntlet had just been thrown. You didn't diss @dantheman22 without…well, some consequence. Something was going to happen to her, okay? #Defz.

Dan stopped right where he was in the hallway, prompting squawks of protest from those who'd been behind him. #Toobad. He had a higher purpose. He began to stroll back the way he'd come, briskly weaving between fellow Baum students, towards the cafeteria.

@dantheman22 @whytherumisgone2 acts all badass but is too chicken to text me. #twitterworldtakenote

He closed the app with a satisfied grin on his face. Perfect.

He turned the corner and entered the dining hall, locating Andie at a table. He waved to her innocently, making his way over.

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 Posted: Aug 25 2015, 12:37 AM
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Wow, Dan was going to play hard ball today. The notification came and she opened her mouth in shock. This time, she wasn't going to play nice, or be subtle This time, she actually hit the reply button.

andie @whytherumisgone
@dantheman22 dude it woulda been chicken to text you instead of announcing online that i could kick ur ass #4real

And then he was waving at her, and Andie looked up and almost started crying. Wow, that was so dumb, okay, she missed eerybody. Europe was great but she was so glad to be back and it must have been the Vicodin making her all emotional. Her crutches, which she had temporarily forgotten existed, were leaning in the chair across from her, because honestly when they were on her side they just kept hitting her shoulder, and it was nice not looking at them for a while. Dan needed a place to sit, however, a place that was good for the twitter war that was probably about to go down, so she grabbed them, looking for a better place for them.

Well, that turned out not to be a thing, because she just put them to good use and made her way over to Dan for an awkward hug because she missed him so much. Dan was definitely her favorite of the bros. Like, even surpassing Jackson and Ozzie. Well, okay, maybe Ozzie was her favorite, but whatever, Dan was fantastic. Leaning one crutch on the table, she used the newly free hand to grab her phone and wrapped her arm around Dan's neck for a selfie, adding "missed this loser", posting it to Snapchat and then to twitter, tagging him in it.


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 Posted: Aug 30 2015, 11:18 PM
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Dan accepted Andie’s hug with feigned ignoranceβ€”man, it was really good to see her, and where the hell had she been anyway? Yeah, yeah, he knew she’d #disappeared, but that like, wasn’t an answer. He kind of hadn’t texted or inquired more closely or anything because like, maybe they’d been doing #personalshit, but like, he assumed they probably weren’t. Was that like, insensitive? Maybe that was insensitive of him.

He glanced at his phone as it buzzed, alerting him that the photo had been posted on Twitter. Missed this loser. #Aw, that was cute…#waitshit, had he just been roped into her selfie? #Crap, he looked super unattractive. Okay, this marked a challenge on his home turf. #ohshit. This called for immediate action. Well, two could play at this game.

Besides, making Andie mad was his guilty pleasure. And by guilty, he of course meant #notguiltyatall. Because her irritable reactions were probably the best thing ever. Especially online, via Facebook and chatroom and stuff, when he could taunt her freely and publicly.

#sorrynotsorry.

Hey, he loved his bro Ozzie. It was the least he could do for his #boytoy.

He smirked at Andie, then pulled a duck face in the direction of his screen, pretending to take his own selfie. As he contorted his lips into the stereotypical female #pout position, his left thumb tapped the β€œswitch camera” button #nonchalant. Zooming in, he snagged a #incredible closeup of Andie’s left eye.

@dantheman22 it's whytherumisgone in all her glorypic.twitter.com/rfi34fji

He stuck out his tongue, laughing as he sent the tweet.
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